Hello Blazers NFKRZ here!
How are you guys doing today?
Welcome to a brand new video.
Today we are doing some epic Russian cooking
Today guys I'm gonna teach you and my friend Nick right here
We gonna teach you how to cook Russian Borscht(борщ)
We've already went to the store and got all the stuff we need.
We got a chicken, just because it is cheaper and just you know demonitization and sh** like that.
*Cheeki breeki intensifies*
When only(?) the spiciest memes the spiciest chicken you can find.
This ain't KFC it ain't no chicken Nando's with the (?)
"This is fresh"
Potatoes, beetroot, sour creme, ah, bell peppers.
Unlike H3H3Productions we can afford bell peppers - at the age of 20.
So you guys say NFKRZ your life sucks, yeah I don't think so.
Ah carrots, and whatever this sh** is called *laughs depressed*
Roman: I'm not the.. Nick: Green onion..
Just normal onions aswell and we got cabbage, Chinese garlic and tomatoe paste.
We're gonna combine it all, we're gonna have a drink and we're gonna make the best Borscht you have ever seen
in your f*cking life!
Yeah guys by the way we're back in the same place we drank our sh**ty Russian beer.
You guys can say, "NFKRZ you lied to us", but this time I'm not getting the Russian beer, because
I mean it's good if you're on a budget. Today we're trying to ball out and make a good Borscht.
And for good Borscht you gotta get decent beer
*FIFA Worldcup intensifies*
This carrot is the accurate pipi size of NFKRZ bangerz
it's gonna end up in his a** tonight, trust me on that! :)
Can we, can we stop that?!? *laughs*
We're filming him, cleu(?) video here! efowos(?).com ... dumbass?
By the way here you can see Красное & Белое ("Krasnoje i beloje), it's one of the stores
It's basically the same in which I got my a** beaten and my nose broken
I'm just getting Vietnam flashbacks all over the place guys, honestly I want to leave ASAP.
This is "VICE Entering North Korea Documentary", unlike North Korea though we actually have food here.
So we're drinking beer and we're gonna
make the greatest Borscht you have seen in your f*cking life. Cheers to that, Amen
and this might, the borscht might be trash, but I hope it would not be, I hope it would not be.
*Chuckles in danger*
By the way guys you can check out our uh CS:GO knife collection.
I've spent hours scamming kids on OP-Skins for this sh**, so finally guys
we can shank some really good chicken in there.
Nick: "Roman do you know how to (?) the chicken?" Roman: No? *laughs*
Okay we.. I'm a bit*h a** that lives with his mum.
I don't know sh** about cooking, okay
Once I have tried to fry some eggs
*autistic stumbling*
I've forgotten to put oil .. on the pan.
So it ended up being complete f*cking trash it just stuck to it bro, I suck d*ck at this I'm sorry.
Nick: "Open it up"
Nick: "Oh" Roman: "There's a lot of juice (stumbles pu**y juice) coming out.
I'm just gonna be drinking the entire time, like I have nothing to do with this.
You know the NFKRZ channel is spiraling out of control at this point.
*metal playing - chicken cutting intensifies*
Nick: "Need to cut off the wings" Roman: "I hope this is not getting me demonitized,
and all the vlogs got .. and sh** .. and sh** going on right now."
Nick: "Roman do you want to cut these legs?"
I hope I don't cut off my finger by the end of this video, it's gonna be a good .. good video title though.
*Autistic screeching* *laugh*
Nick: "Try to find a joint"
I think I've got it, I think I've got it.
эщкере
We're in the house right now, where there's uh there's like two cats living here and Nick has a
he's actually allergic to cats.
So he's literally risking his life right now to make this video.
"SMASH LIKE", *laughs*, "Smash like"
*I feel uncomfortable*
*okay Nick*
The f*ck are these sound effects?
It's like when your boyfriend put the pipi in your a** for the first time, *laughs*, that's the noise you make.
Nick: "When you turinckt(?) the chicken.."
I'm gonna say(tell) a stroy that's gonna make everybody very very sad..
actually my confession to make
I'm not the biggest fan of Borscht. At the same time it's not my favourite russian dish, but
we just wanted to make this video to, you know, have this first - to cook(nice voice crack) basically
the staple of Russian food, I mean we have to do it, otherwise who are we?
You know, I'm trying to be, I'm trynna provide at least some Russian content this video.
I think I'm just gonna be copying everybody and just talk about f*cking KSI drama or some sh**.
Come on bro, NFKRZ is better than that.
Smash like.
Nick: "Then put this chicken into the pan"
I like how everybody is like actually putting in work and doing something, I'm just..
standing there being an alcoholic.
In Russian: Roman: "Aren't you gonna peel the potatoes?"
In Russian: Nick: "I want to see how you do it."
Don't make fun of me guys, I have my mom, I'm not very good.
Nick: "Don't cut yourself" Roman: "Gordon Ramsey cooking level everybody here"
In Russian: Cyka I've already drunk some beer blyat
*Nick laughs* In Russian: For f*ck sake it's even harder now.
Here we go guys, this is how a real man peels potatoes, not NFKRZ bangerz.
Nick: "with his own knife, by the way"
Probably I would've done a better job, if I had a normal knife, because this thing is barely f*cking working,
I mean come on. What's the M's? The M is the power of the thing (?????)
This is a highly.. this is a highly hazardous environment, guys. When NFKRZ is peeling potatoes next to you.
NFKRZ bangerz the insane retard is .. killing potatoes next to him.
Nick: "We're finished with the potatoes and the next step is peeling off the beetroot. It has a thick skin so it's gotta
be *THICC*."
By the way most of my video will just gonna be .. me being cancerous and you know him doing the job.
So if you actually want to learn something, this is probably not the place to be.
You can check out the video on his channel. *Autistic pointing*
And were you would actually learn something, because NFKRZ bangerz is just sh**s and giggles.
Beetroot is the most important part though, because the soup is often not called Borscht, but for those of you
who don't know Russian for shit (it's called) Red beetroot soup.
If you don't have this the entire thing is pointless okay.
And I know in your f*cking Wholefoods or Walmarts, or where ever you get this sh**
it might be a little harder to find this stuff, bro trust me, it's good you need to get it.
By the way guys if you have nerver cooked sh**, you probably don't know when you cut onions - you cry.
So we're gonna have sad n**** moment .. in a bit guys. *laughs*
Nick: "Maybe this is an unsual way to cook Borscht with bell pepper, but anyway this is gonna be tasty"
Yeah you know it's uh when you cook Borscht there's many different things you can add to it.
Beans, Cocaine, (Nick: "Vodka"), Vodka, I'm actually not gonna be surprised if somebody does that you know.
Like, you know, Italians add wine to everything, Russians just plunsh it inside f*cking half bottle of vodka into the Borscht
to make it taste better, aswell you get f*cked up while eating. It's pretty good.
*Cracks up a beer*
Cheers to everybody by the way, who supports me on Patreon. patreon.com/nfkrz (bangerz).
And I put this entirely up my a**hole if you donate right now.
Donate right now to see an official - exclusive video on my Patreon of me putting this in my a**. Okay.
He's trying to make the pipi look like his own. *laughs*
infowars.com bro, we don't cut anything. *Nick laughs*
We provide full-on debate with the libtards. Nick: "We're already circumsized" *Roman laughs*
*Autistic stumbling*
In Russian: Nick: "I can't cut he's saying sh** in my ear" *Roman laughs*
If the Borscht is gonna turn out like garbage it's my fault guys.
*hits cabbage with knife*
Nick: *argh* "Give it a try."
*Roman dropps cabbage* *Both laugh*
Nick: "Don't cut your finger please!" Roman: "I almost cut my finger there that was an epic
Despacito moment there. Smash like people"
You guys say, NFKRZ you never do anything, there you go guys I'm a f*cking cook now with a f*cking
Nick: "The chef .. the chef" Roman: "My name is Jeff.
*Laugh and burps*
Nick: "The best footage ever"
"ебаный в рот" *Nick laughs*
Youjust gotta strait up eat the lettuce man..
It's gotta, it's gotta .. try to eat the lettuce man.
*Retarded singing*
I'm just imagining that umm um I'm grating my worst YouTube enemies right now.
*ARGH* GUILTY!
YA(nice voice crack m8)
*why am I even making subtitles*
We don't .. you know make a bit *mumbling* you just boiling sh**, no! We also prise them.
Nick: "Making drugs"
Mister White, science!
This n**** is making fun of me for eating chiekn wings.
Black people are so mad in the comments right now. *laughs*
You know if it's there I'm gonna eat it, okay? Don't hate on me bro.
You guys always say, "NFKRZ you gut" *stumble*, блять пиздец(god damnit).
You guys say NFKRZ *laughs shrilly*
Right now our Borscht is uh like uh more of uh .. you know your regular ramen noodle chicken kind of soup colour.
But sooner or later guys, when you add all the beetroot and sh** and the tomatoe paste is going in guys
it's getting real .. real sick. Once we add all of this it's gonna get that signature red colour that Borscht is famous for.
In the end this is gonna be working. We already spent like almost I tell like almost one and a half hours
almost two hours cooking up this entire sh**, so "Smash like".
Now our Borscht is finally getting that red colour it's famous for.
Yeah boi
*Cheeki breeki intensifies*
The sour cream is the last important step, just .. we need to just grab a whole spoon full.
Pop - crack open a cold one with the boys. You just f*cking dunk it in there.
kill me
Yeah boi
Now this is looking (like) some real Russian sh**.
This some good sh** man. Honestly.
I've expected this to go horribly wrong, since we're actually drinking while making this, but this should be
solid restaurants in America for like a 1000 .. 1000 .. 1000 f*cking dollars a bowl bro. This is this is amazing.
I'm gonna rate this Borscht about uhm like 8 out of 10, honestly.
It's been it's been woth the wait(ing)
Nick: "Yeah, 8/10 aswell. I think it's pretty good"
I'm gonna take the biggest sip of my life
We've succeeded into actually making this Borscht so we got a toast to that and drink 'til you're dead.
*Hardcore alcoholics*
*ARGH* (There you go)
I've learned a lot since my last video when I was drinking beer okay?
Now we actually find out that we have Vodka in this house right now, so
Vodka and Borscht, I think that's just the best combination you can honestly have, so
I'm f*cking down, are you?
Nick: "Yeah that's true. Let's get it." Roman: "эщкере"
This one this vodka shot goes out to uh - hopefully this video is not getting demonitzed
And uh.. cheers to everybody, cheers to everybody who is watching!
Okay everybody, I hope you guys did enjoy this video. This was NFKRZ bangerz and my friend Nick
make sure to check out his channel .. he .. well I think so he's gonna a have video on his channel in which
we're gonna go with more in depth to the whole cooking process of this sh**.
But if you guys did enjoy today's video make sure to slash the mother..
slash..
*Nick laughs* сука!
If you guys did enjoy today's video make sure to smash the motherf*cking like button and smash the
motherf*cking like button to see more cooking videos. Next time we might cook some more Russian cuisine.
Some more Russian dishes, so it's gonna be f*cking lit!
So I hope you guys did enjoy today's video, if you guys did please make sure to slap the motherf*cking like button.
And I will see you guys .. in the next one!
Peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccee!
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